In case you were wondering…

I know I was.

Here is Thomas Friedman’s daily routine (via dailyroutines.typepad.com):

“Honestly, I still can’t wait to get my pants on in the morning,” Friedman said. He wakes early, then exercises on a stationary bike, and if he has a column in the paper that day he’ll read it through online two or three times, asking himself, “Did I get it right?” On weekdays, he’ll head into D.C. for a seven-thirty breakfast meeting, which is sometimes followed by an eight-thirty breakfast meeting. The Times has a floor and a half of a building a few blocks north of the White House, and three of the four Op-Ed columnists who are based in Washington–Friedman, David Brooks, and Maureen Dowd, whom Friedman calls his closest friend on the paper–have offices at one end of an open-plan news floor. “I see him every few weeks or months, passing through on his way to Fez,” Dowd recently said. Friedman’s large corner office has windows that are oddly small and high, leaving wide areas of wall space. He has hung a poster of a three-masted sailing ship tipping off the edge of a flat world, which he bought long before he wrote “The World Is Flat”–attracted, in part, by the title, which is “I Told You So.”

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“Honestly, I still can’t wait to get my pants on in the morning”

Why is this quote so amusing?

Maybe cause it invites wondering about what would really need to happen for Friedman to put on his pants lethargically, with a hint of melancholy. Or better yet, not put his pants on at all.

Maybe this would do it…